My girlfriend has just finished her second trimester of pregnancy. Only three more months to go and we’ll have a baby on our hands! I’m not sure whether to jump for joy or cry. Probably the second one.
On second thoughts, this story probably isn’t that interesting.
Six weeks ago, I sold a broken iPod on eBay. But now I’m £11 down and I have negative feedback on my account. How did this happen?
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