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2014 Montreal Comiccon

21st November 2014 Paul Chris Jones

Friday

Comiccon this weekend. Chicks in slutty cleavage costumes gonna be there. Celebrities gonna be there too. Much coolage. Ima go.

Wednesday

It's like $40 a ticket. Majorly expensive. Volunteers get in for free tho. Ima volunteer.

Thursday

They gave me a volunteer t-shirt at the induction day - shiny!

But I gotta volunteer for fifteen hours, starting tomorrow. Fifteen hours just for a $40 ticket? What am I, a Bangladeshi textile worker? Major suckage.

Friday

Fuck it. Ima stay home. I have the lazy.

Saturday

There's nothing to do at home. Much boredomness.

Sunday

I went to the cons anyways, and ninja'd my way in for free with my volunteer t-shirt (and my powers of the sneaky)! Very geniusy.

Here's a slutty elf in a bikini:

elf3

I was like totally taking pictures of her. She was like, "What's with the major stalkage?" I said, "Wanna do a sex on my bed?" She ran off. Then, a slutty Misty appeared!

misty

I asked if I could put my cubone in her meowth. She said what? I said I was seaking to rhydon her. Then she kicked me in the pokeballs.

Comicon was shit.

Fucking comiccon.

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Paul Chris Jones is a writer and dad living in Girona, Spain. You can follow Paul on Instagram, YouTube and Twitter.