Strange figurines in a Japanese shop

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: a cloud with a human face. For just ¥500 (£3), this nightmare fuel could be yours.

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Here’s a seemingly innocent Princess Leia figurine.

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But just look at that face. Specifically, look at the chin. Hey lady, Jay Leno called and he wants his chin back! *Rolls on floor in a fit of giggles*

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I don’t know what the hell this is. It looks rather grumpy.

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Some of the figurines are not safe for work.

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Like this one. She should cover up because she could have someone’s eye out otherwise.

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I don’t think we’re in Toys R’ Us anymore.

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I don’t remember the Little Mermaid having such big… eyes.

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This evil but serene doll was staring at me from the corner of the shop.

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Here’s a centipede with a clown’s face. Its head is from Kiss, its expression is from heroin, its body is walnuts, and its feet are hands. Of course.

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Lastly, something less disturbing and pornographic. Meet Shokupanman. His name means “plain bread man”.

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