Her’s some weird figurines I saw in a shop in Osaka.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: a cloud with a human face. For just ¥500 (£3), this nightmare fuel could be yours.
Here’s a seemingly innocent Princess Leia figurine.
But just look at that face. Specifically, look at the chin. Hey lady, Jay Leno called and he wants his chin back! *Rolls on floor in a fit of giggles*
I don’t know what the hell this is. It looks rather grumpy.
Some of the figurines are not safe for work.
Like this one. She should cover up because she could have someone’s eye out otherwise.
I don’t think we’re in Toys R’ Us anymore.
I don’t remember the Little Mermaid having such big… eyes.
This evil but serene doll was staring at me from the corner of the shop.
Here’s a centipede with a clown’s face. Its head is from the band Kiss, its expression is from heroin, its body is walnuts, and its feet are hands. Of course.
Lastly, something less disturbing and pornographic. Meet Shokupanman. His name means “plain bread man”.