2016: My year in numbers

Here’s some statistics for my life during 2016. If you can think of anything else I should be tracking, then let me know in the comments below.

310,691 kilograms lifted at the gym
76,835 views at PaulJonesBlog.com (125% more than last year!)
26,897 miles flown
13,010 words I wrote in my diary
11,510 £s earned (18% lower than last year)
10,255 £s spent
707 comments written on Reddit
199 pokemon caught
130 essays written
57 blog posts written
54 times I went to the gym
37 YouTube videos uploaded
27 times masturbated
19 flights taken
7 films watched at the cinema (The Hateful Eight, Superman v Batman, Julieta, The Conjuring 2, Finding Dory, Suicide Squad, Bad Moms)
7 hotels stayed in
6 escape rooms escaped from
5 creepers killed
5 countries visited (Spain, Japan, India, England, Ireland)
4 books bought (Carnival of fear, Moranifesto, 101 Things to Do with Your Computer, A Song of Ice and Fire)
2 books written (Hillary and Harambe Save the World and a book called ‘Mr. Poo’ for my niece)
1 video games bought (Lego Worlds)
0 supermodels slept with
0 rich relatives died
0 lines of cocaine snorted off a hooker’s ass

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