Fuck you, Jetstar Airlines’s booking website

It’s 3am. I’m tired. I want to sleep. But Jetstar Airlines won’t let me sleep. THEY WON’T LET ME SLEEP. I need to book a flight tonight, and I’ve been trying to book it on their goddamn website for over an hour. It should have just taken five minutes, but it hasn’t. Because Jetstar Airlines’s booking website is shit.

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Fuck you, Windows 10 start menu

Remember the start menu from Windows 95? It was basically a bunch of grey rectangles with the program names written on. It was a simpler time. It was a happier time. By and large, you could find programs when you needed to. You knew where you stood with this start menu. But fast forward twenty years, and now we have the crap Windows 10 start menu. It’s a monstrosity! What’s wrong with it, you ask? There’s plenty wrong with it. Why don’t you take a minute and sit right fucking there, and I’ll tell you why Windows 10 makes me swear.

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