Dominic Corbett was a twat I knew at school. Thankfully I lost touch with him, though sometimes I lay awake at night wondering what became of him. Did he become a gigolo for the elderly? Did he fall into a vat of acid? This post explores the mystery that is Dominic’s life.
Six weeks ago, I sold a broken iPod on eBay. But now I’m £11 down and I have negative feedback on my account. How did this happen?
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