An all-school photo of Bishop Vesey’s Grammar School.
Here’s my secondary school’s all-school photo from 2000. Basically, these are all the losers I went to school with.
My university’s student union once made a naked calendar featuring some of the uni’s sports teams. Like most men, I’m a pervert, so of course I bought a copy. I also scanned the pages for posterity. You must understand that… Continue Reading →
Are you always losing your ear plugs, to the exasperation of your friends and family? Or are you a dad who enjoys embarrassing his kids with inappropriate fashion choices? If you answered ‘yes’ to either of these questions, or if you weren’t paying attention because you’re a bit retarded, then you’ll want these fantastic ear plugs that are attached together WITH STRING.
This year I went to an abandoned theme park in Japan called Nara Dreamland. One of the coolest attractions was a video games arcade. Here’s photos.
This is a short film I made in 36 hours for a Catalan film festival. The festival is called “Just for Flowers”. The entries are supposed to include a prank on the pubic (like in the Canadian TV show “Just for Laughs”) as well as Girona’s flower festival (hence the “flowers” part). Stuck for ideas, I copied a film I was involved in a few years ago, about a man with a phobia of buildings. And no, I didn’t win anything.
I fucking hate it I fucking hate I fucking hate it. The stupid voices. The over-the-top emotion. The bravado music. The stupid, fucking inanity. Every thirty seconds, a different advert, a different product, the same story. Adverts grab your attention by the throat and force your head… Continue Reading →
What’s the name of the blinking vertical line that appears within text? I bet you don’t give a shit, do you? Sometimes I don’t know why I bother.
My dad is hunting through the freezer drawers for chips. He wrenches open each drawer, paws through it, then slams it shut again. “Where’s my fucking chips?” he yells, with a hint of desperation in his voice. “That packet of… Continue Reading →
I don’t know what the hell this red hairy frowning thing is. And I don’t like the way it’s looking at me either. For more weird Japanese figures, read this blog post – if your dare. Warning: some pictures are NSFW. Some are not safe for anywhere, for that matter.
This tutorial will show you how to add a video to whatever date you want in 1 second everyday. (But only on Apple devices – the Android version of the app doesn’t seem to have the functionality yet). Here I’m… Continue Reading →
Here’s what I’ve learned since I received a diagnosis of hypothyroidism: 1) There are two types of hypothyroidism medication. One is good (natural desiccated thyroid), and the other is bad (levothyroxine). 2) Doctors don’t like to prescribe the good medication. This means I’m going to buy my medication online from Thailand from now on, I’m not even joking.
This year I recorded one second of video every day (more or less). This final video encompasses my travels in Canada, the USA, Catalonia, Birmingham, London and Ireland. Now you can see for yourself just how tedious my life is.
This post describes how to get an Indian tourist visa if you’re a British citizen. Option 1: E-Tourist Visa As of 15th August 2015, India is offering tourist visas online for British citizens. This E-Tourist visa lasts just 30 days though, after which you’ll… Continue Reading →
Unbenowst to Santa, elves have a bloodlust that can only be quenched with violence. The only thing stopping them from tearing us all apart, limb by limb, is the elf’s code: never strike a human unless he strikes you first. Santa once discovered this code first-hand when he,naively hit an elf with a shoe. Hilarity ensued.
This post will help you learn to read the Japanese days of the week. Well, that’s if you care about that sort of thing. If you couldn’t give two shits, then you may as well just skip this post.
This is the rhythm of the night
The night, oh yeah
The rhythm of the night
This is the rhythm of my life
My life, oh yeah…
And this is a shitty tribute video my brother and I made in 2013.
Remember the start menu from Windows 95? It was basically a bunch of grey rectangles with the program names written on. It was a simpler time. It was a happier time. By and large, you could find programs when you needed to. You knew where you stood with this start menu. But fast forward twenty years, and now we have the crap Windows 10 start menu. It’s a monstrosity! What’s wrong with it, you ask? There’s plenty wrong with it. Why don’t you take a minute and sit right fucking there, and I’ll tell you why Windows 10 makes me swear.
Take a look at photo of me opposite and ask yourself the following questions: Why is Paul wearing a tiny green hat? And why does he have a sombrero if he already has a hat? And just why is he wearing sunglasses indoors? And what’s up with that scar on his forehead? (Answers: St. Patrick’s Day; St. Patrick’s Day; St. Patrick’s Day; I got into a fight.)
Working in a cafe is a tedious business, so I had to seize opportunities for fun whenever I could. Want to see more photos of the fun I had at work? Of course you do! Click my face, you idiot.